Scientologists Harrass XenuTV

Last month Mark Bunker had his YouTube account suspended by Scientology. And although it has subsequently been restored, you may also be interested to know that the Scientology Office of Special Affairs (their secret police -- ya go figure -- what sort of religion has a secret police force) has been gloating about this:

Claiming that Mark Bunker's videos represent 'hate speech'. The interesting irony is the Scientologist account has the motto

'WE ARE OSA. WE ARE LITIGIOUS! EXPECT US!' note:(This has now been removed, to avoid embarrassment no doubt.)

If they seriously think that they can abolish free speech by branding anything critical of them as 'hate speech', they are sorely mistaken.

Counterfeit Dreams

Jeff Hawkins spent 35 years working for the Church of Scientology, all over the world, and at all echelons, including the top level at the Scientology International Base in Hemet, California. This link contains his story.

We all dream.
We dream of a better life. A better us.
Even a prisoner in the darkest cell dreams, if only of escape.

Every guru, every spiritual guide, every cult leader knows this. They know how to appeal to this inner dream. "You can be great," they say. "You have greatness within you. Your body, your life, your limitations, are just illusions. You have within you a core that is powerful, aware, transcending time and space."

It's a very, very seductive message. Because we feel that there is a truth there. What is the human mind really capable of? No one knows. Where do we go when we die? No one can answer. Will we ever reach wisdom, freedom, fulfillment, enlightenment? No one can say.

Except the guru. "Follow my path," he says, "and you will have it all."

And not just for yourself. "Follow me," the guru says, "and together we can bring enlightenment and freedom to the world."

New Advancement in Religious Technology

After spanning the globe doing research into ancient arcane pseudo-psychotherapeutic technologies, and spending years doing exacting pseudo-scientific research, Jeff Jacobsen, the founder of the Church of the Personal Truth Science (Church of PTS), has discovered a method to sharply increase a person's IQ, eliminate asthma, and improve personality. (note: Sadly it doesn’t help people to quit smoking due to interfering volcanoes.)

First, shave a 3" circle directly above each ear. Then, purchase 2 of the Church of the Personal Truth Science, specially designed Sucker Puller (tm) suction cups (in your favorite color!). Squish one directly into the middle of each shaved area. Now, with your first finger in the handle of each Sucker Puller (tm), gently pull out on both SP's (Sucker Puller shortened) at the same time. DON'T do this while driving. Keep

pulling and releasing in a comfortable rhythm for approximately 15 minutes in the morning and evening. While you are doing this, CLEAR your mind of any thoughts whatsoever.

For an even greater effect, you may have our licensed, highly trained Field Sucker Manipulators (FSM's) come and do the process for you in the most precise, spot on method known to mankind. A sliding scale of donations has been set up for your convenience.

This method has been scientifically tested on 26,300 subjects with 100% results. Any confident pseudo-laboratory should easily be able to validate this process and its amazing improvements on health, IQ, and social skills. Oh, sure, there are those skeptics out there, but to them we say, get your own Sucker Pullers (tm) and try it yourself! It's the only way you'll know if it's true or not! All the research has already been done for you! Shave your head and do it! The fate of mankind rests with you.

Jeff Jacobsen,
Founder Church of Personal Truth Science (CPTS)
Send lots of money to become a member (sell your house if needed).
Send your checks to BT's and Clusters R Us
P.O. BOX 080808
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It Works Doesn't It?

There are thousands of Scientologists around the world that have declared that Scientology works for them. You can visit the Church of Scientology (COS) website to view many testimonials that verify the truth of its efficacy. So, why is the COS considered controversial and why do so many people seem to be opposed it? See Jason Beghe Operation Clambake